Gordonius Parslius

Imagine Gordon Ramsey but in Rome


Born in Durovernum in 310 A.D. Gordonius Parslius was born as a son of the merchant Bob Parsulius and Paulia D. Parusulius. While in the tribe of Cantiaci he trained to be a chef in the business world. After gaining notoriety in his town for yelling at others and his signature dish the Parslius Beef Wellington Gordon dreamed of expanding the culinary world and evolving the art form to new heights allowing him to insult people and their cooking around the world.

The barbarians are assholes and their beef wellington sucks.


Gordonius Parslius

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